http://parterre.com/2012/08/23/blind-bargain/
Which one of “the world’s leading classical singers” is currently seeking a personal assistant to perform the following tasks: maintain the calendar; handle contracts, visas, taxes and royalties; coordinate relationships with agents, publicists, lawyers and accountants; ...
In seriousness - well, not complete seriousness - which skills would we have to offer? Let's make a list - from cupcake-baking to advanced maths ...